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School Fundraiser Donation Request for Free KinderPerfect Card Games

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  • Are you trying to raise funds for your public school in the USA or Canada, or supporting organization, like a Parent Teacher Organization or Parent Teacher Association?
  • Do you want a fun donated product for your silent auction, raffle, prize giveaway, or fundraising event to generate community donations?
  • Will your fellow moms, dads, and guardians love a Cards Against Humanity… for Parents?

Then you should apply now for a free KinderPerfect card game for your school fundraiser, and be that cool parent with the best prize on the donation table.

Free KinderPerfect Games for Your School Fundraiser

As parents of school-age children ourselves, we know how important it is to fund raise for your school and PTO or PTA. Every year, we do our best to find corporate donations from national, regional, and local companies to support our school fundraisers.

That’s why we’d like to help you raise money for your school with a free KinderPerfect parents party card game for your school donation drive. We will be giving away 10 KinderPerfect games each month to public schools, and their supporting nonprofit organizations, in the USA and Canada.

If you are fundraising for a public school with a National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) ID number or a PTA/PTO, school booster club, etc that is a registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit (USA) or T3010 Registered Charity (Canada), please fill out the following form to be eligible for our donation.

We will award free games on a rolling basis to winners across North America to support educational activities for elementary and secondary schools. We are offering free shipping, but please be patient. Allow two weeks for notification of your donation status and another two weeks for delivery – so 4 weeks in total from when you submit your donation application. We are working parents too!

KinderPerfect School Fundraising Application

Sign Up Now to Play New KinderPerfect Cards

We are making KinderPerfect expansion packs – with your amazing card ideas. Now its time to test all the card ideas with real, live parents.

We are sponsoring Design Play Parties where parents can play our prototype cards and give feedback. Party organizers will get:

  • 400 prototype cards to print and play with
  • $25 for your preferred refreshments
  • A great reason to have a party!

We’re looking for Design Party Organizers in the USA, Canada, UK, and Australia.

Host a Design Play Party

Please sign up now to host a Design Play Party. We only ask that you meet these minimal requirements:

  • Parties are held between April 15 and May 15 – the sooner, the better.
  • At least 6 parents attend. Screaming toddlers are optional.
  • Card feedback is submitted within 2 days of your party.

How It Works

  • A few days before your party, we’ll send you the test cards to print out and cut up.
  • Then you’ll play KinderPerfect with your friends and record your thoughts on how the cards worked in the game.
  • Finally, you’ll share your feedback with us so we can iterate on the next set of cards.

If this sounds like a fun time with your friends, sign up below to organize a Design Play Party and be part of the KinderPerfect family!

Kinder Perfect is Featured in Fatherly, Bustle, Time Out, and Red Tricycle

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Wow! Look at what the press say about our hilarious game with a unique twist: a parenting-themed Cards Against Humanity! Reading these card game reviews of KinderPerfect shows just how much fun you can have when parents hang out without the kids – or after the little ones are tucked into bed.

The Must Have Christmas Stocking Stuffer

Red Tricycle points out what you should be doing this weekend if you are a parent of young children and you don’t take yourself, or parenting, too seriously – relax with friends and have a crazy fun game night. Shahrzad Warkentin says:

Pour some wine and put the kids to bed because this brand new game night must-have is for parents only. Just in time to fill your best mom friend’s stocking, this parenting-themed party game is going to be epic.

A New Cards Against Humanity Inspired Game

Romper says exactly why parents love our parents party card game: KinderPerfect is how you can laugh about parenting and still feel good about yourself. Mishal Ali Zafar says:

If your precious children have subjected you to days full of non-stop messes, tantrums, and hours upon hours of Caillou, you might just need a break. And whether you are planning on getting together with other parents, or just spending a quiet night in with your partner, this Cards Against Humanity game for parents is exactly what you need. It’s called KinderPerfect, and it is kinda perfect for parents who need a laugh.

Kinder Perfect Is Every Bit As Dark As You Hoped It Would Be

Bustle is quick to point out that Kinder Perfect makes a great gift for new parents at baby showers and family reunions. The questions and answers are instantly relatable for anyone who has kids – and anyone who is their friend. Lucia Peters writes:

I have a lot of friends who are parents — and honestly, the next time I’m in a gift-giving situation with any of them, I might very well gift them the party game Kinder Perfect. It is basically “Cards Against Humanity” for parents — which means that it’s the most relatable of games for anyone who has ever seriously answered the question, “What’s that smell?” with “Eau de baby vomit.”

Bring Out KinderPerfect After Kids Are in Bed

We love that Time Out New York wrote about KinderPerfect as something to do when you’re spending quality time inside with good friends and family and you want to play a game that isn’t quite kid-friendly, because, hey, we all need adult time too! Dorkys Ramos explains:

KinderPerfect has players pairing prompt cards with response cards in their hands. The results are often hysterical, especially if you have players who like to push against the boundaries of what’s inappropriate, and when you add responses like “Eau de baby vomit,” “Pretending your screaming kid does not belong to you” and “Some princess sh*t,” you know it’s going to be a laughing fest.

Cards Against Humanity for Parents is Brilliant!

And finally, thanks to Fatherly for pointing out that we’re coming out with card expansion packs soon, and we need your help to create a great party game for parents. Dave Baldwin says:

If you’re one of those clever parents who consistently comes up with funny witticisms, questions, and answers about the daily rigors of wiping butts and sucking snot, they are currently working on “elementary school” and “tween expansion packs.” And they need your help. You can submit card ideas on their website and if one of your question-and-answer cards makes it in, you get a free game.

Order Our New KinderPerfect Game: Now with 400 Cards

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Order our brand new KinderPerfect card game with FREE shipping – now with 400 hilarious Question and Answer cards to laugh at the joys of modern parenting.

KinderPerfect Now Has 400 Cards

We launched KinderPerfect last year with a 200-card game that rocked Kickstarter and quickly became a Top 100 Card Game on Amazon. Yet, we knew there was more fun in modern parenting.

The original 200 card game only just started exploring Calliou and placenta eating. We still wanted to grow our Cards Against Humanity for parents.

So we spent the summer getting new card ideas and testing them to make sure we had 400 hilarious cards ready for you this Christmas.

Order Your 400-Card Game Now

Thanks to the modern miracle of global supply chains, we now have a 400-card KinderPerfect game in the USA and Canada.

You can be one of the first to have the new, larger game when you order the new game directly from us. You’ll also get FREE shipping on all orders to USA addresses.

Our cards are shipping now so you can celebrate the holidays with our bigger, better KinderPerfect card game.

What is Cards Against Humanity Black Friday 2018 Prank?

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday 2018

Cards Against Humanity plays a creative prank on Black Friday shoppers every year on the day after Thanksgiving. Ever since we created our “Cards Against Humanity for Parents” card game, we’ve been wondering one question:

What will CAH ask us to buy for Black Friday 2018?

CAH has already been busy this year with fun card games to make us laugh. They’ve redesigned their expansion packs into three color-coded boxes:

  • The Red Box contains the same 300 cards (230 white and 70 black) that used to be in the First, Second, and Third Expansions.
  • The Blue Box has the same 300 cards (220 white and 80 black) that used to be in the Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Expansions.
  • The Green Box comes with 300 totally new cards (245 white and 55 black) to mix into your game .

With these three expansion packs for sale on Amazon, we don’t think CAH will have another card pack for this Black Friday, but will look to do a promotion like last year’s purchase of land on the US/Mexican border in order to stop Trump from building his wall.

What stunt do you think Cards Against Humanity will do in 2018?

What could be in the mind of CAH co-creator Max Temkin and his team of 10 co-founders? How are they going to prank us in 2018? Who is going to give them money no matter how crazy their idea? We are just as curious as you are!

To help you think about the Cards Against Humanity Black Friday 2018 prank, here is a look back a previous Black Friday jokes they’ve played on us all.

Maybe one day KinderPerfect will be so popular that we can have our own kinky KinderPerfect Black Friday Sale.

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Promotion History

Let’s take a retrospective look at the foolishness CAH played on the rest of us over the years. You have to love their creativity and dedication to the craft of humor. We only wish we had CAH’s chutzpah to deliver such crazy stunts every Black Friday.

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Prank 2017

Last year, 150,000 people paid Cards Against Humanity $15 to save America with six days of incredible surprises, including:

  • Day One, they purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to stop Trump from building his wall.
  • Day Two, they launched The Good News Podcast, a daily reminder that not all news is bad.
  • Day Three, they redistributed money to people who need it more – 10,000 people got a $15 refund and 100 people got a check for $1,000.
  • Day Four, they published a policy paper written by the Chicago Children’s Museum, and partnered with Donor’s Choose to support teachers who are creating alternatives to traditional homework.
  • Day Five, they bought fourteen months of scientifically–rigorous monthly public opinion polls, posting their findings each month.
  • Day Six, they purchased the naming rights to a minor league baseball stadium in Joliet, Illinois.

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Prank 2016

In 2016, Cards Against Humanity celebrated Black Friday with a Holiday Hole – a massive hole in the ground for no reason whatsoever. When asked “Where is the hole?” they responded with the sad, and telling, “America. And in our hearts.”

Still, online donors contributed $100,573 to dig a giant hole (that they eventually filled up, for insurance reasons). Who would pay real money to dig a hole? Here is their top donor list – aka the biggest fools ever:

  • $1,750 – Robert in Sunnyvale
  • $1,003 – OneDollarBob in Baton Rouge
  • $1,002 – BlueDriver in Mount Pearl
  • $1,001 – TacticalGear in St. Louis
  • $977 – JP in Santa Clara

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Prank 2015

In 2015, Cards Against Humanity offered people the ability to buy absolutely nothing for $5. And yes, 11,248 people gave them $5. Even more shocking, 1,199 people gave them more than $5 by filling out the form more than once. One enthusiastic fan of the card game even went so far as to give them $100 for nothing. Cards Against Humanity made a windfall profit of $71,145.

The CAH staff spent the money on themselves – buying fun things from a Macbook Pro to a gold vibrator and lube – and donated to causes they cared about. We love that they were transparent with the money that American consumers game them for absolutely nothing.

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Stunt 2014

In 2014, CAH went to a farm in Texas and bought enough pasteurized bullshit to package it into 30,000 boxes of poop, which they sold for $6. And game co-creator Max Temkin says all of the made-in-America bullshit was sold out in less than two hours. And then an aftermarket sprang up on eBay with people selling their “Bullshit” packages at a 600% markup.

Now it wasn’t all for naught. CAH did make 20 cents on each $6 box of bullshit and they donated the profits to Heifer International, a charity that providing livestock to poor people to eradicate poverty and hunger.

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Prank 2013

In 2013, CAH co-creator Max Temkin thought to himself that anyone can do a sale for Black Friday, so what could CAH do that is different? How about raising prices by $5? Yep, that’s exactly what they did. They raised the price of CAH from $25 to $30 on Amazon.

The result? They sold more games than usual on Black Friday, maintaining their lead as the most popular card game in America, and saw a nice sales lift on “Regret Saturday” from people who were waiting to buy the game until it came back down in price.

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Promotion 2012

In 2012, CAH didn’t do a Black Friday prank. Instead they issued a “pay-what-you-want” Holiday Pack of 30 vaguely holiday-themed cards. People gave about $3.75 on average for the expansion pack, with CAH donating over $70,000 in profits to the Wikimedia Foundation.

In 2013, they did a promotion called 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit, sending out 12 tiny presents over 12 days to 100,000 people, including a lump of coal and a card with the buyer’s name on it. The profits from that 30-card expansion pack went to DonorsChoose.

In 2014, CAH did a promo called 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa and sent 11 presents to 250,000 people, including miracle fruit and 1 square foot of a private island they bought called Hawaii 2. The 30 cards raised $250,000 for the Sunlight Foundation.

Combine KinderPerfect with Cards Against Humanity for More Fun!

Combine KinderPerfect and Cards Against Humanity

We think KinderPerfect is an awesome game all by itself – its a Top 100 game on Amazon! – however any game can get boring if you don’t mix it up with new ways to play. That’s why we are excited that KinderPerfect fans are adding our game to Cards Against Humanity to create a whole new game for parents.

KinderPerfect cards are the same size as CAH cards. The red cards add spice to the black CAH cards, and since both KinderPerfect and CAH have white answer cards, players can add their ideas into the answer pile without anyone knowing who played a specific card.

Best of all, the combinations are hilarious!

Amazon Reviews of Combining KinderPerfect and Cards Against Humanity

We can tell you how fun it is to mix KinderPerfect and Cards Against Humanity, but don’t take our word for it, here are actual verified purchase Amazon reviews:

Case’s Amazon ReviewAdd KinderPerfect to Cards Against Humanity
Side-splitting! Great gift for parents. I highly-recommend it. It’s a Cards Against Humanity Style game for parents.

Kristy’s Amazon Review
So we bought the game awhile ago because honestly, being a stay at home mom, I need to have a social life. We have a ton of parent friends who would rather drink and play cards then go out so we are so glad we bought this! It’s hilarious!

My “parent friends” and I have a terrible sense of humor. Borderline insane. We play Cards Against Humanity a lot and we like to give each other hell. We have decided that KinderPerfect, for now, is definitely a mom game.

Rooney’s Amazon Review:
When there are no kids around, like on Moms Nights out, I like to combine KinderPerfect with Cards Against Humanity, which creates a whole new, twisted game. The red cards contrast with the black ones, and everyone gets excited when we come back round to them. The white cards play just like CAH white cards, just better for parents. Combined, you get combos that make everyone crack up.

John’s Amazon Review
I love playing Cards Against Humanity, but I usually play with other Dads, and while the game is fun, adding in KinderPerfect makes it way better with questions like: “Why does daddy drink?” or “Why is daddy in timeout again?” or “Signs you are THAT family” Just imagine all the fun answers you can find in a CAH deck! God bess, this is a great game for guys – buy it for your wife, play it with your pals.

Noelle’s Amazon Review:
OMG!!! So. Funny! It’s Cards Against Humanity for parents and if you have kids, you will sh#$ yourself laughing! Please, sir, can i have some more!?

What Are Your Favorite KinderPerfect and CAH Combinations?

Enough of what other people say about our “Cards Against Humanity for Parents.” Tell us which card combinations make you laugh when you mix KinderPerfect with Cards Against Humanity by tagging us on your favorite social media using the #KinderPerfect hashtag.

If we really like your card combination we might just send you something special for your Christmas stocking.

KinderPerfect Card Review: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?

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We love seeing positive KinderPerfect reviews on Amazon. They are proof that our “Cards Against Humanity for Parents” game is fun and funny for everyone. Recently, we received several reviews on one of our cards that made us smile .

Card Review: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?

We crowd sourced all the cards in KinderPerfect from actual parents, including us. One of our original card ideas was “Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?” based on the children’s book of the same name that we were reading every night, again, and again to our kids at the time.

We are excited to hear that Amazon customer Michelle Burnham likes this card as much as he does. Here is her review:

“We played this with a group of parents on a multi-family vacation. It was so much fun! Very funny. Our favorite card was the ‘Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?’ card. Every option was perfect for that one!”

Lisa Sorenson has a whole different Amazon review. She used the Brown Bear card to announce her pregnancy.

“I love this game! Cards Against Humanity is too raunchy for me personally… I’ve played with parents and other non-parents, and everyone has really enjoyed it. My husband and I even played it with our parents and used the cards as our pregnancy announcement by writing on one of them! “Brown Bear Brown Bear, what do you see?” ‘My unfinished baby book for baby Sorenson, due July 2017’ It worked perfectly!”

When making KinderPerfect cards, we are always nervous about the cards. We want to make sure each card is funny in its own way, and helps parents laugh at the challenges of modern parenting. We’re excited that millennial moms love our Brown Bear card. We hope you will too.

Why Does Mommy Drink? Caillou, That Whiny Bitch

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Parents hate Caillou. That’s the overwhelming message from the 700 millennial parents who submitted almost 8,000 card ideas to create KinderPerfect, the new card game for parents that’s like Cards Against Humanity.

Surprise! Parents Hate Caillou

When we asked parents for card ideas when we launched KinderPerfect, we expected they would suggest cards about poop and puke, the twin shocks for new parents. We did get card ideas like, “a poop mural” and “projectile vomiting,” but we also got a whole slew of cards hating on Caillou.

Parents have a deep hatred of Caillou, the animated television series about an inquisitive four year of the same name. We never imagined that a cartoon toddler would create such animosity. As Americans, we had never seen the show, and didn’t know much about the bald Canadian child.

Then we watched a show in the name of market research.

Caillou is a Whiny Bitch

Caillou that whiny bitchWow! Once you watch the show, you’ll realize why parents hate the show so much. It starts with the annoying theme song that introduces Caillou’s whiny voice, which then never shuts up. He has a sister named Rosie, a cat named Gilbert, and two parents without any noticeable personality traits, besides letting Caillou act in ways you’d never want your kid to act.

He whines non-stop, orders people around, foolishly hurts himself, throws senseless tantrums, and causes endless trouble, then shares his self-centered views about all these activities, while his mother stands idly by or even encourages him. All the signs he’s THAT family.

And why is he bald? Caillou is purported to mean “pebble” or “bald head” in French, and the show creators apparently made him bald as a way to represent all children, but how many bald toddlers do you know? There are whole Internet memes trying to explain why he is bald.

Oh, and its pronounced Cai-yoo, just to be extra annoying.

Caillou is Why Mommy Drinks

Usually, we can watch our children’s shows and find some fun in them. Not so with Caillou. Do not watch that show sober. You need at least one glass of wine before that theme song starts. Why? Here are a few reasons why Caillou makes mommy drink:

  • The Cat: Why does it magically become a puppet, a talking puppet at that, and then switch back to being a regular cat, without any explanation? Even in cartoon-land there needs to be a reason to morph between shapes.
  • The Mommy: Why does the mom act so casual during real emergencies? Caillou gets the chicken pox and she doesn’t do anything, which means poor Rosie gets the pox too. And wow, she needs a much better bra! No mom – cartoon or not – should have her saggy post-pregnancy boobies dropping like that.
  • The Grandma: Episodes start with a grandma narrating a story about Caillou to two kids, and Caillou is a doll. So is this a story about Caillou, or a story about a grandma reading stories about Caillou? Or is it a cartoon about a story about a cartoon? Good luck answering those questions!

Blame Canada for Caillou

Canada usually obsesses about having a positive international reputation for love and neutrality. Yet Canadians are surprisingly tolerant of a bald toddler creating new foreign enemies every day.

Caillou is produced in Canada and was inspired by a popular Quebec children’s book series. The television program started in Canada, but is now shown on PBS in the USA too. Of course this has promted many parents to petition PBS to stop showing the children’s program, and rightly so.

But why does Canada continue to export Caillou? Could it be that Caillou is an accurate portrayal of Canadian parenting? Could Canadian parents be raising a generation of whiny bitches? Can this be the outcome of a tolerant marijuana policy? Too much maple syrup and whiskey? Probably…

Surprise! Millennial Moms Prefer Eating Their Placentas

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In the process of developing KinderPerfect, a new card game for parents now on, over 700 millennial parents submitted almost 8,000 card ideas to create parenting-themed question and answer cards similar to the popular Cards Against Humanity card game. Their suggestions for KinderPerfect reveal a generational shift in parenting.

Eating Placentas

“We expected to see many card suggestions around poop,” says Wayan Vota, co-founder of KinderPerfect. “We were really surprised by the many ways millennial moms are consuming their own placenta.”

Card suggestions included the seemingly mainstream practice of creating placenta pills from the afterbirth, yet other ideas included “an ice-cold placenta smoothie”, “placenta pancakes”, and “placenta lasagna”. Some parents even suggested, “an umbilical cord sample platter.”

“As a GenX parent, I never thought about eating my own placenta when giving birth to our two daughters,” says Amy Vota, KinderPerfect co-founder. “Yet it turns out that humans are one of the very few mammals who do not engage in placentophagy – eating their own placenta just after childbirth. Millennial moms are taking us back to our mammalia roots.”

Consuming breast milk was also central to card suggestion ideas, including “breast milk popsicles,” “breast milk coffee creamer,” and “breast milk pancakes.”

Hating Caillou

Other insights from the thousands of card idea submissions include a deep hatred of Caillou, an animated television series about an inquisitive four year of the same name. For example, “Caillou, that whiny bitch,” is indicative of the overall dislike of the children’s character.

“I never imagined that a cartoon toddler would create such animosity,” says Wayan Vota. “As an American, I was surprised at parents’ visceral hatred of a bald Canadian child.”

Dreaming of Sex

Netflix is now central to the parenting experience, with multiple references to just watching, and often binge watching the television streaming service. Suggestions included the phrase, “Netflix and chill,” that refers to having sex while watching a TV program. Netflix is also used a digital babysitter, where that extra hour of screen time is an opportunity for parents to create younger siblings.

Sadly, millennial parents are not having that much sex. Following in the footsteps of their GenX and Baby Boomer parents, they are going long stretches without sex, or trying to copulate in hushed and hurried circumstances, such as “silent couch sex,” that was mentioned along with “Netflix and chill.” Card suggestions included question cards like “Our code word for sex is ____,” with responses including, “adult wrestling,” “daddy time,” and “Dora the Explorer.”

“During every Design Party, where we test out new card ideas, the ‘Our code word for sex is ____,’ card always creates a entire discussion about the duality of being parents and also being lovers,” says Wayan Vota. “Parental sex, and the lack of it, is a timeless challenge for parents,” concurs Amy Vota. “Millennial parents have more options to entertain and distract their children to allow for intimacy, but they still struggling with exhaustion that comes with parenting.”

Drinking Away the Pain

One way millennial parents are coping is through copious amounts of alcohol. KinderPerfect uses “mommy juice” as a euphemism for wine, but submitters are more frank with their alcoholism, and associated guilt. There were 40% more card suggestions that featured “wine” than those that featured “sex,” with multiple references to “a sippy cup of wine,” “the whole bottle of wine,” “the second bottle of wine,” “not enough wine,” and a favorite, “a bottle of fine whine”.

KinderPerfect is Cards Against Humanity – for Parents!

Cards Against Humanity for Parents

We designed KinderPerfect to be the Cards Against Humanity for parents that you’ve been dreaming of playing this Christmas. Like every parent, we love our kids, but they can drive us crazy. It’s their antics, and those of other children, that inspired us to make KinderPerfect.

Why We Made KinderPerfect Like Cards Against Humanity

Parenting is tough. You don’t get an instruction manual when you leave the hospital with your newborn, yet everyone you meet has an opinion of what you are doing wrong or should be doing differently. Worse, it’s usually your parents.

We want KinderPerfect to be safe place for parents to laugh at the pain of parenting, and allow them to discuss the real challenges of raising kids. That’s why we took the basic game play of Cards Against Humanity (and Apples to Apples before it) and adapted for the Millennial parenting experience – from the baby shower onwards.

For example, our kids had us read “Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?” until we memorized all the pages in that set of books, and started making up our own animals for it to see. And what parent doesn’t have a half-assed drawing taped to their refrigerator?

Another one of friend’s daughter was always sucking on the ear of a stuffed animal for over a year, only taking it out of her month to eat. She wouldn’t allow her mom to wash it either. That inspired the card, “No, don’t put ____ in your mouth!” And the potential answer card, “Another damn stuffed animal.”

Why KinderPerfect Is Like Cards Against Humanity for Parents

Our aim is to take the everyday pain of parenthood and make it into an excuse for mommy juice!

The rules for KinderPerfect are pretty easy. We believe that all work and no play makes mommy hide in a locked closet with chocolate, so we wanted a fun, fast game without complex rules or a million stupid plastic pieces you have to set up. We’re parents and we don’t have time for that.

The “Parent” player will read out a red Question Card and other players will submit their white Answer Cards. The Parent picks the winner they like the best, well, because they said so. The winner then becomes the Parent for the next round. You win by amassing useless Answer Cards, just like in real life!

KinderPerfect plays well with other games, like Cards Against Humanity and Apples to Apples, but it’s also great to play on its own. We have 400 casino-quality cards that will integrate seamlessly with other games and last stain-free longer than a baby onesie.

Amazon Reviewers Agree: KinderPerfect is Cards Against Humanity for Parents

We are excited that KinderPerfect is popular with parents – we are now a Top 100 Card Game on Amazon. Yet we are always humbled when we get a great Amazon review that reveals how our cards speak to parents.

We now have over 130 reviews on Amazon, and the vast majority of them are 5-star reviews. Some are short, just one sentence, but other reviews are long on detail and love that warm our hearts. Almost all of them compare KinderPerfect favorably with Cards Against Humanity.

Just read this great 5-star review by Joette about how she enjoys KinderPerfect as a “Cards Against Humanity for parents”.

“This is like Cards Against Humanity growing up and having kids.”

I play KinderPerfect at our regular Mom’s Night Out and OMG! it is too funny. Its as if Cards Against Humanity grew up and then had kids. The question and answer cards speak to me as a parent.

  • Poop or chocolate? – I ask this question daily.
  • Crying over spilled breast milk – yep, done that.
  • Beer cooler at the birthday party – Now that’s an idea!

The cards were crowdsourced from actual parents. I know because “a crowning selfie” was my suggestion. And yes, cards like that (actually pretty much every card) leads into a funny conversation when you are playing with friends, or some awkward ones if you are playing with family.

It was an interesting voyage of discovery playing this at a family reunion!

The cards themselves are the exact same size at Cards Against Humanity cards, so you can add them to your deck as another expansion pack, but I intend on playing it as its own game.

I like how its not as potty-mouthed as CAH so we can play with little ones running around underfoot. Only the parents will get answers to questions like “How we got your little brother?” or “Why is daddy in time out again?”.