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KinderPerfect is Now in USA and Canada Retail Stores

Retail Stores Selling KinderPerfect
KinderPerfect is now available from select retail stores in the USA and Canada!

We are proud to be featured in independent book stores, like the famous Powell Books in Portland, OR, and game stores like Loadza Toys in Kelowna, BC. See our growing list here.

If you want your favorite store to stock KinderPerfect, please ask them to email us, and we’ll aim to make it happen.

Worldwide Availability

You can also order KinderPerfect online in Canada and the United Kingdom from Amazon with free 2-day shipping or on eBay for worldwide shipping.

We’re Making Expansion Packs and We Need Your Help

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What Surprised You About Parenthood?

Poop. Puke. Caillou. Raising kids is full of unexpected surprises. That’s why we created KinderPerfect, and why parents love it.

We’re doing great on,, and – we’re usually a Top 100 Card Game with awesome reviews. Thank you for helping make it a success. We really appreciate all your support.

Tell Us and Win Free Games

We are proud of KinderPerfect, but we know it can be even better – with your help. Please suggest new card ideas for expansion packs. We want to create a larger game, and expand into the tween years.

We’d love your ideas, and if we use one of your card suggestions in the final game, we’ll send you a free deck. Need inspiration? Check out our weekly card contest giveaways on Facebook.

Please Be Quick

We are focused on having our expansion packs for sale by Christmas 2017 and you would not believe how long the lead times are for producing a quality card game. Please submit your card ideas by March 31, 2017 to qualify for the free game giveaway.

Thank you again for helping us co-create the best excuse for mommy juice!

Amy, Wayan, Hanalei, Archer, and Taxi Dog

KinderPerfect Is An Amazon Top 100 Card Game


We are proud to announce that KinderPerfect is a Top 100 Card Game on

This is an amazing feat since Amazon continuously recalculates the Top 100 Card Games ranking, often multiple times in a day, and KinderPerfect launched on Amazon in late July. KinderPerfect is usually between the 50th to 80th most popular card game.

We are excited that KinderPerfect is a hit with millennial moms and we’re looking forward to the Christmas shopping season and brining laughter and a mommy juice excuse to more parents.

We Blew Up Scary Mommy’s Facebook Page


What happens when Scary Mommy writes about KinderPerfect? Every mom realizes we’ve just made the perfect excuse for mommy juice!

Valarie Williams’ Scary Mommy post about our Kickstarter was republished on their Facebook page, updated to reflect that KinderPerfect is now available on Amazon, and moms reacted strong and swift. The post garnered 4,900 post likes and reactions, 1,650 shares, and 684 comments.

Moms didn’t just talk about KinderPerfect either. They rushed to KinderPerfect’s page and bought several hundred games in less than two days, pushing us into the upper levels of Amazon’s Top 100 Card Games ranking.


Woohoo! We’re Now on


We’re Just a Click Away!

Thank you for helping us launch KinderPerfect on Kickstarter. With your support, we were able to create a hilarious card game, packed with 200 parent-centric Question and Answer cards. We just reached a milestone that should excite you:

Our crazy idea for a “Cards Against Humanity for parents” is also available for worldwide shipping via eBay and we’re working hard to get it on Amazon in Canada.

Parents Love KinderPerfect

Oh and now that parents are playing the game, we’re getting great feedback. We have awesome 5-star reviews on Amazon. Parents are saying the nicest things about our game. Here is one of our favorite reviews:

  • KinderPerfect is poignant and HILARIOUS! I played twice, first with close friends and then with a group I know less well. Both times, people were laughing like crazy, swapping stories and having a great time. Makes for a great evening of adult fun. HIGHLY RECOMMEND, anyone with kids 12 and under will feel like this game was made for them!

Thanks for your early support. You can proudly proclaim yourself as one of the first supporters of a popular parent party game!

Wayan, Amy, Hanalei, Archer, and Taxi Dog – the KinderPerfect Family

KinderPerfect Is Shipping On Time


KinderPerfect Has Shipped to USA Backers

Our printer says that KinderPerfect card decks have shipped to the USA Kickstarter backers, who should receive their games in time for July 4th – just like we promised.

We are very proud that we made our Kickstarter commitment.  Few crowdfunded projects meet their original commitments, and we take great pride in being one of the exceptions that created our game and delivered it to USA backers in 3 months from Kickstarter launch to cards in your hands.

Worldwide Shipping Will Start Soon

We will be shipping Canadian and UK Kickstarter backer orders soon, as we need to figure out our backup shipping plans. Our original plan to ship cards to you fell through and we’re now on Plan B. International shipping is a little more complicated, so please be patient.  Still, we promise that you will be getting your decks before anyone else in Canada or the UK.

Amy, Wayan, Hanalei, Archer, and Taxi Dog

Wow! We Raised $20,042 On Kickstarter


We Are Funded!

Months of planning, days of stressing, and hours of drinking came down to the last few minutes. Our Kickstarter closed tonight, and thanks to all your efforts, we raised over $20,000 to create KinderPerfect. We are excited that you love the idea as much as we do.

Thank You!

We are completely humbled that our little card game idea is now going to be a real game for an international community. We could not have done this without your support, and we’re excited to bring you along on the journey from a crazy idea to an actual card deck.

Starting tonight, we are going to be laser-focused on satisfying our Kickstarter backers in time for the July 4th holidays, and making you happy with an amazing game in your hands asap.

Thanks again,
Amy, Wayan, Hanalei, Archer, and Taxi Dog.

Press Love KinderPerfect


What The Press Say

We secretly hoped that our game idea would resonate beyond our neighborhood, and we’re excited to see how many people love KinderPerfect, including the press:

  • KinderPerfect is the perfect excuse to pour a little (or a sh*tload) of wine and hang out with like-minded friends. – Scary Mommy
  • Good news, parents! There’s now a version of “Cards Against Humanity” that you can really relate to. – Parenting
  • You’re Going to Love This Cards Against Humanity Parody Made Just For Parents – PopSugar
  • ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Fans Make An Ingenious Version For Parents – HuffPost Parents
  • Hilarious game is like Cards Against Humanity — for parents! – BabyCenter

If you want to feature us on your blog, just ask! We’re excited for every interview opportunity.

KinderPerfect Is Now On Kickstarter!


Imagine a game like Cards Against Humanity… for Parents

That’s the idea behind KinderPerfect – a new card game for frazzled parents. Our aim is to turn the everyday pain of parenthood into an excuse for mommy juice!

KinderPerfect contains 200 casino-quality cards that can be played alone or used in combination with similarly formatted word association games like Cards Against Humanity, Apples to Apples, or our favorite, JadedAid. Best of all, everyone gets a participation ribbon!

KinderPerfect is from the organizers of Petworth Parents Potlucks: your neighbors Wayan and Amy Vota. We just launched our Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign this morning to support the design and development of the cards, and we would love your help getting the word out. Please:

And if you really love us, back us on Kickstarter!